Ariana Grande just released her new album Thank U, Next and it is everything.

The whole album will have you in your feelings, and trust me – you’ll be excited to post on Insta just so you can use these captions.

Your Instagram is about to be lit (you can thank me later). #IgotUfam

These are some of my personal favourite liners:


  • “Step up the two of us, nobody knows us”
  • “Staying up all night, order me pad thai, Then we gon’ sleep ’til noon”
  • “Click, click, click and post”
  • “Love how my face fits so good in your neck”


  • “If you take too long to hit me back, I can’t promise you how I’ll react”
  • “I admit that I’m a lil’ messed up, But I can hide it when I’m all dressed up”
  • “I’m obsessive and I love too hard, good at overthinking with my heart”
  • “I can be needy, tell me how good it feels to be needed”
  • “You can go ahead and call me selfish, but after all this damage, I can’t help it”


  • “I’d rather be alone tonight, you can say “I love you” through the phone tonight.”
  • “Ain’t no checkin’ on when I get home tonight, Just makin’ sure I’m good on my own tonight”
  • “It’s like I’m the universe and you’ll be N-A-S-A”
  • “You don’t wanna leave me, but I’m tryna self-discover”
  • “Give you the whole world, I’ma need space”


  • “Don’t want you in my bloodline, Just wanna have a good time.”
  • “Don’t want you in my bloodline, Not tryna make you all mine”
  • “I ain’t lookin’ for my one true love, Yeah, that ship sailed away”
  • “I know what you looking for, but I’m complete”
  • “I know what you need, but it won’t be me”

Fake Smile

  • “Another night, another party, sayin’ hi to everybody”
  • “Can somebody walk me to my car? If I go alone, I’m not gon’ make it very far”
  • “If I’m being honest, I done been through way too much”
  • “F**k a fake smile”
  • “Arms crossed with the attitude, lips pouted; If I’m mad, I ain’t gon’ lie about it”

Bad Idea

  • “Wishin’ you would come and save me”
  • “But, boy, don’t trip, you know this isn’t real; You should know I’m temporary”
  • “I got a bad idea. How ’bout we take a little bit of time away?”

Make Up

  • “the way you be screamin’ my name, make me wanna make love to you.”
  • “I might break up with you just to make up with you.”
  • At the end of the day, boy, you know that I’m ’bout to wake up with you.”
  • “I love it when we make up; Go ’head, ruin my makeup”
  • “I’m stayin’ mad all day so we can let it out tonight”
  • “Sorry-in-a-box so when it pops up by surprise”
  • “No eyeliner on, but looking at you is the fix”
  • “Highlight of my life, just like that Fenty Beauty kit”
  • “It’s a mood, it’s a vibe, it’s a look, it’s a match”


  • “Look at the cards that we’ve been dealt; If you were anybody else, probably wouldn’t last a day”
  • “I’m a girl with a whole lot of baggage”
  • “& I’m puttin’ you through more than one ever should”

In My Head

  • “Painted a picture; I thought I knew you well – I got a habit of seeing what isn’t there.”
  • “Your Gucci tennis shoes, runnin’ from your issues”
  • “Cardio good for the heart, I figure we can work it out”
  • “My imagination’s too creative; They see Cain and I see Abel”
  • “I know you’re able, willing and able”
  • “I saw your potential without seein’ credentials; maybe that’s the issue”

7 Rings

  • “Breakfast at Tiffany’s and bottles of bubbles”
  • “Girls with tattoos who like getting in trouble”
  • “Lashes and diamonds, ATM machines; Buy myself all of my favorite things”
  • “Been through some bad shit, I should be a sad b**ch; Who woulda thought it’d turn me to a savage?”
  • “Rather be tied up with calls and not strings”
  • “You like my hair? Gee, thanks, just bought it”
  • “I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it”
  • “Wearing a ring, but ain’t gon’ be no “Mrs.”
  • “Think retail therapy my new addiction”
  • “Whoever said money can’t solve your problems, must not have had enough money to solve ’em”
  • “Happiness is the same price as red-bottoms”
  • “My smile is beamin’, my skin is gleamin”
  • “Both his and hers, I want it, I got it”
  • “my receipts be lookin’ like phone numbers; If it ain’t money, then wrong number”

Thank U, Next

  • “One taught me love, One taught me patience, And one taught me pain”
  • “Spend more time with my friends; I ain’t worried ’bout nothin'”
  • “I know they say I move on too fast, But this one gon’ last”
  • “Thank U, next.”

Break Up With Your Girlfriend, I’m Bored

  • “Took one f***in’ look at your face, Now I wanna know how you taste”
  • “Break up with your girlfriend, ’cause I’m bored”
  • “You could say I’m hatin’ if you want to; But I only hate on her ’cause I want you”
  • “Say I’m trippin’ and it ain’t right, But you without me ain’t nice”


OKAY, I hope this helps your Instagram stay lit. NOW GO LIVE YOUR BEST INSTA LIFE!



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