Bachelor Alert: Corinne Just Dropped a Team Corn Clothing Line!

Our all-time fave Bachelor vill has teamed up with Riot Society to create a Team Corn clothing capsule—a.k.a the Bachelor Nation merch of our dreams—and yes, there *is* a Platinum Vagine tee available for purchase. Peep the best/most hilarious pieces from the line, right this way.

Excited to share a special surprise coming this week… #jointheteam #staytuned #teamcorn

A post shared by Corinne Olympios (@colympios) on Apr 2, 2017 at 3:58pm PDT

Bachelor Nation, get ready to swipe those platinum credit cards because Bachelor vill Corinne Olympios just released a Team Corn clothing line based on some of her most meme-worthy quotes.

We already knew the “multi-million dollar business owner” was up to something thanks to the major hint she dropped on Instagram earlier this week: a Team Corn post captioned “Excited to share a special surprise coming this week… #jointheteam #staytuned #teamcorn.” But an entire clothing line devoted to the best Bachelor villain EVER just seemed to good to be true!

But alas, dreams *do* come true! The Bachelor contestant (and hopefully soon to be Bachelor In Paradise contestant) has announced the launch of her line with the chicest Insta vid. “Today my new Team Corn collection dropped and I am so taken aback by how many people have supported!” the 25-year-old Miami native wrote in the caption. “I truly thank all of you! I teamed up with @riotsocietyclothing and worked with them every step of the way, and now the Team Corn Shop is live!”

Today my new team corn collection dropped and I am so taken aback by how many people have supported! I truly thank all of you! I teamed up with @riotsocietyclothing and worked with them every step of the way, and now the Team Corn Shop is live! Link in my bio! Www.teamcornshop.com tag #teamcorn when you get your merch!!!

A post shared by Corinne Olympios (@colympios) on Apr 4, 2017 at 4:13pm PDT

The capsule, which is a collab with clothing label Riot Society, is modelled by Corinne herself as well as fellow contestant Jasmine G (the choker!) and features Corinne-inspired clothing for women and men—including “Make America Corinne Again” hats, “Cheese Pasta & Chill” tank tops and of course some Abe Lincoln merch—because he took naps too.

For your viewing/shopping pleasure, here are all the pieces, alongside the original descriptions from the site (they’re just TOO GOOD).

Team Corn
“‘I’m a corn husk; you gotta pull all the layers back. And in the middle is this luxurious, yellow corn, with all these pellets of information. It’s juicy and buttery. You want to get to that corn.’

The quote that started it all. #TEAMCORN is the official motto of Corinne. Though she didn’t get chosen, she stays #WINNING. That’s a team we can all get behind. You’re either with us or against corn & who hates on corn?”

Team Corn Women’s Scoop Neck Top, $30, teamcornshop.com

Team Corn Women’s Tee, $30, teamcornshop.com

Team Corn Dad Hat, $32, teamcornshop.com

I Feel Like Corn Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt, $35, teamcornshop.com

“Do you believe America needs more platinum vagines, cheese pasta, and naps? If you said yes to one, any, or none of the above then look no further.

Wear our Make America Corinne Again dad cap to show America needs change!

Who needs “great” when we have Corinne?

#MakeAmericaCorinneAgain”

Make America Corinne Unisex Tee, $30, teamcornshop.com

Make America Corinne Again Dad Hat, $32, teamcornshop.com

Abraham Lincoln Took Naps
“’Michael Jordan took naps, Abraham Lincoln took naps, and the lovely Corinne takes naps. After a long day of hard work, you deserve a nap. It’s okay to say “I feel like napping” and this t-shirt has it all: napping & corn. What more could you ask for? #mood

Abe Lincoln was the 16th president, helped abolished slavery, and took naps. Nothing more OG than making social change and still taking naps. He takes naps but stills stay woke. If all the greats take naps, why shouldn’t we? History does repeat itself!”

I Feel Like Napping Unisex Tee, $30, teamcornshop.com

OG Napper Women’s Ringer Tee, $30, teamcornshop.com

I Need A Raquel
“Nanny
(n.): a person, typically a woman, employed to care for a child in its own home.

We’re all kids at heart so who wouldn’t want a nanny?! If you had a Raquel, cheese pasta would be made to perfection every time. When your life is falling part, Raquel will be there to keep it together. This tee proudly states I Need A Raquel and I think we can all agree.”

I Need A Raquel Unisex Tee, $30, teamcornshop.com

I Need A Raquel Women’s Crop Top, $30, teamcornshop.com

Cheese Pasta
“Ever have those days where you need cheese pasta before you can function? If you’re like Corinne Olympios, cheese pasta is the ultimate comfort food when you’re sad, sick, or just need a cheat day.

This may be cheesy but our ringer tee is made for cheese pasta lovers everywhere… just don’t let any spill on you!

#CHEESEPASTA”

But First Cheese Pasta Women’s Ringer Tee, $30, teamcornshop.com

Cheese Pasta & Chill Women’s Raw Edge Muscle Tank, $30, teamcornshop.com

I Need Sushi
“Corinne must’ve realized there are plenty of fish in the sea when she eloquently stated: ‘DUDE, I need sushi’ after having the worst date ever… I think we can all relate to this. Our RAW muscle tank proudly displays every sushi lover’s thoughts.”

Dude I Need Sushi Women’s Raw Edge Muscle Tank, $30, teamcornshop.com

Platinum Vagine
“‘My heart is gold, but my vagine is platinum’

According to the internet, Platinum is a precious unreactive metal. Let the boys know that your vagine is just as precious and unreactive. It takes work to get platinum but even more work for a platinum vagine.”

Platinum Vagine Women’s Raw Edge Muscle Tank, $30, teamcornshop.com