If you’ve never checked out the YouTube channel ‘Screen Junkies’ and watched ‘Honest Trailers”, well, honestly you’re missing out. They just posted one for ‘Fifty Shades Darker’, and you are in for a treat my friend.

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Let’s go through some highlights, shall we?

 

 

It starts off with giving you a “horrifying reminder that you Aunt probably gets off to this”, which is all I could think of when I saw my Mom with a copy of the book *cringes for eternity*. The characters in this movie, Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey, have the most awkward on screen chemistry, for a movie that is supposed to be all about sexual fantasies.

 

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“Watch as she spends an entire movie as she attempts in vain to show human emotion.” ‘Honest Trailers’ really hit it home there. Anastasia Steele is basically Bella from Twilight, but with less sparkly vampires and even less life behind her eyes.

“Featuring two scenes of missionary with his pants ON, one scene of doggy style with his pants ON, a shower scene with his pants ON, and a finale where they really push the envelope by doing missionary with…his…pants…ON.” This movie looks about as sexy as watching the two seagulls on the roof across from me attempting to breed. Thank you ‘Honest Trailers’, for sparing us all the grief of watching this for two hours.

I won’t spoil anymore for you, so if you are looking for a good way to entertain yourself while you wait for it to be your lunch break, you need to watch ‘Honest Trailers’ for ‘Fifty Shades Darker’.

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