In the latest edition of The Bold & the Lyrical” On the Late Late Show, James Corden got together a few celebrities for a dramatic wedding scene, where the script was nothing but Kanye West Lyrics.

 

The sketch opens with the priest (Reggie Watts) officiating the wedding of Jessica Biel and Bryan Cranston. “Diamonds are forever,” the bride-to-be tells her future husband, who responds by mimicking the rapper’s hilarious babbling – “Forever-ever?” – on “Diamonds From Sierra Leone.” A fake-drunk Corden crashes the event in a jealous rage, shouting lyrics from “Runaway”: “Let’s have a toast for the douchebags/ Let’s have a toast for the assholes,” he grumbles, begging Biel, “Run away fast as you can.”

 

“It’s too late” responds Biel, and you know what James says next. . . Yup, he quotes “Stronger” and tells the bride that she should be honoured by his lateness. Classic.

 

From there, the lyric drops arrive in quick succession, as the characters reference tracks like “Monster,” “Heartless,” “Gold Digger” and “All Falls Down.” Corden pulls Biel off the stage, telling her, “Get down, girl. Go ‘head, get down.” But she’s broken up about her decision, calling herself a “motherfucking monster.”

 

The scene comes to an awkward halt when Cranston quotes the new (in)Famous line about Taylor Swift when referring to Biel’s character and both she and James break the scene to warn Cranston that you DO NOT want to take on that squad. Heisenberg VS Taylor’s squad, that’s a fight I’d pay to see.

 

Cranston also delivers the scene’s only non-Kanye lyric, mistakenly tossing out the chorus of Drake’s “Hotline Bling.”

 

Giovanni Ribisi’s arrival complicates the situation with his own romantic plea, but the trio eventually realize Biel is a “gold digger,” departing with the rallying cry, “We want pre-nup!”

 

Check out the three other “The Bold & the Lyrical” segments includes lyrics from Beyonce, Taylor Swift and Justin Bieber.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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